Smokes as security cat

Smokes, my oriental shorthaired tabby, believes it is his duty to check everything that comes in our apartment for possible security violations. His favorite duty is checking for dangerous things in women's purses. He gets to keep eveything he thinks is dangerous including cell phones, IPADS, mp3 players, etc., since he saw on tv they could be used to activate bombs. So BE ON NOTICE, if you come to visit us, make sure you do not have any of those things in your purse or on your body because SMOKES WILL CONFISCATE THEM. He has a secret hiding place for his stuff (including your stuff that he decides is his), and I cannot retrieve them. But we love visitors so come on by!!